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IM A NAKID CHINCHILLA...WITH A MOHAWK

Tue Oct 13, 2009, 4:29 AM
  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: mwahahahahaha
  • Reading: banoffe pie
  • Watching: sssh im a rainbow
  • Playing: with a walnut
  • Eating: your hair
  • Drinking: space sauce
Well as you probably already know im not really a nakid chinchilla. Nor do i have a mohawk. So... hmm... banoffee pie. Advocado's and cream cheese! moccha! mocchachino. ooh i have healing powers... im like Rasputin on cocaine... you know you love it really...
hmm...
PENIS!
im so dam sensibubble...
i really need to write the paige-ionary... friendlings of the world... unite!
I LOVE PISTACHIO ICE CREAM!
IS SO GREEN...AND SEXYFUL!
I SECRETLY WANT UR BODY... DAM ITS NO LONGER A SECRET -TAKES CYANIDE CAPSULE- HMMM...
i survived (is also a secret... dont tell anyone)
mwahahahaha!!! imman orangutang...who cant spell.
me thinks i may bees to randomz.

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  • Interests: bass, photography,music etc
  • Favourite movie: Little Nicky
  • Favourite band or musician: At the moment? Kings of Leon =]
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, Punk Indie Rock and some jrock
  • Favourite poet or writer: Anne Rice (The Vampire chronicles mainly)
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  • Favourite game: Zelda-Ocarina of Time (ok i know its old)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Tha wacky alien from Fairly Odd Parents (AAH FEAR ALL CANDY!!!)
  • Personal Quote: Seize Fate By The Throat-Beethoven
  • Tools of the Trade: a fake moustache, my camera and photoshop...

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:icondarkvampressa:
C C F G
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
C C F G
and he said to the man running the stand
C C F G
Hey. got any grapes?

Here are the full lyrics to song:

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. got any grapes?

The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?
Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any glue?

What?

You got any glue?
No, why would I– Oh!

Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?

And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”

So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”.

“But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?”

Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.

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If you were smart you would have stopped reading by now.
:iconmortaz:
PAIGE! GET READY TO GO TO A MIYAVI GIG! [link]

Tuseday October 6th 2009, O2 Academy, Islington! We just need a way to get there and I want YOU to come with me please! We'll get to see him togeather! *¬* maybe... if your parents aren,t agaisnt it... they could drive us there and back? I mean it's just a suggestion... it would be the easiest way but if not I can try and find a train/bus route. I'm gonna ask katie if she wants to come too <33333 LOVE U

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Yes Kaya Is Indeed Calling His Gay Babylings To Revolt And Eat All Of The Straight People
:icondarkvampressa:
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

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If you were smart you would have stopped reading by now.
:icondarkvampressa:
woah your secks has expired, and sooo u got the right to retire! heeheehee

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If you were smart you would have stopped reading by now.
:iconchickenrawr:
pie?

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The chicken of death has just clucked at you..
Fear my Incredible OC.. his name is Mishu....(AKA Dinoboy)
:icondarkvampressa:
pie?!?

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:iconchickenrawr:
piekat

do not tell him not to eat because piekat always wins pie eatin contests

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The chicken of death has just clucked at you..
Fear my Incredible OC.. his name is Mishu....(AKA Dinoboy)
:icondarkvampressa:
okee lolz

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If you were smart you would have stopped reading by now.
:icondarkvampressa:
pie

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If you were smart you would have stopped reading by now.
:iconoshly:
heu...thx for the fave,hehe..

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this time we are not givin' up ! lets make it last forever !

screamin'.... hallelujah...!

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